Abez sez Assalamualaikum!

Dear Blogistanis, if you go back two days and read my engagement post, you will notice that the first sentence is: Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies. Well, since you guys asked the questions, you can’t blame me if most of what I’m about to type is all lies. –ahem-

Alias: Brother Terminator

Real Name: Sven

Status: Officially conned into marrying Abez.

Place of Birth: Iceland

Hair color: Platinum blonde

Eye color: Ice blue

Height: 10 feet, 5 inches.

Weight: 190. Stone.

Languages spoken: Finnish, Swedish, English, Arabic, Hindko, Urdu, Punjabi, and a smattering of Indonesian Bahasa.

Hobbies: Flexing, horseback riding, battling barbarian hordes in B-class seventies movies, running for governor of California, more flexing, studying Islam, flexing…

Education: Doctor of Theology from the University of Veterinary Physics, Ottawa.

Occupation: Lifeguard, Fireman, Doctor, Lawyer, Indian Chief, Muezzin, Neurosurgeon, Rocket Scientist, Big Game Hunter and Hand Model.

Brother Sven aka Terminator is a non-smoker and an avid reader modern history, strategy, fiction, and cereal boxes. He enjoys long walks on short piers, candle-lit fast-food dinners and wearing his pants too high. Though of Scandinavian descent, Brother Sven is a distant relation of Abez, in that they both claim to be descendants of Hazrat Adam, peace and blessings of Allah be upon him.

Further inquiries about Brother Sven/Terminator may be directed towards him….errr…directly, as he is regularly present in this blog.

Thank you. Good night.

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