Abezistan in real-time

Real-time quotes from Abezistan.

(at the kitchen sink)

Me: Excuse me sir, but I need the sink for a sec.

Aniraz: (steps aside) Oh?

Me: I have refried beans under my nails.

Aniraz: Could this have something to do with sticking your fingers in the refried beans?

Me: No comment.

(at student’s house)

Me: Hey, where’d your dog go?

Student: We sacrificed and ate him.

Me: Don’t be silly, Eid isn’t for months.

Student: Alright, he’s in the back then.

(in the middle of a game of Scrabble)

Dad: (gesturing with a mouth full of pie) Mmmph!

Me: You want the chips?

Dad: (Shakes head.)

Me: The dictionary?

Dad: (Shakes head emphatically.)

Me: A glass of water?

Dad: (Shakes head)

Me: Are you alright?

Aniraz: Oh come on, don’t you know dad well enough already? He wants ice-cream.

Dad: (nods.)


Abez is a 50% white, 50% Pakistani, and 100% Muslim. She is also chronically ill and terminally awesome. She is the ever-lovin Momma of: - Khalid, a special little boy with autism - Iman, a special little girl with especially big hair -Musfira, an especially devious baby Spoiler, Abez is also Zeba Khan on Muslimmatters.org.

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