heads up

This morning I saw Tabib #2 about my badly-behaved head. He said (after the mandatory toothpick) that he thought I was having varient migraines. Then he starting naming things like mint and chocolate and coffee and cheese and I became overjoyed in the false hope…

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S.O.S

Dear Blogistan Well, it’s 7 o’clock and there’s no food in the house. I don’t mean that there isn’t anything edible at all, I just mean that there’s nothing that would be appropriate for an meal. The fridge is full to bursting with things like…

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Eid Mubarak Blogistan! Excuse me while I go and grin… Never mind, I’ll just grin and type simultaneously. Got a lot to be happy about today, tomorrow is the culmination of a whole month’s worth of fasting. Am I happy because fasting is finished? No,…

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Ana ‘Ajmi

Here’s an interesting quiz: can you translate these two paragraphs of Arabic? Wallahi Al-atfal yajroona fil mal’aab, yal’abu kurratl-qadam. Kuntu amshi izi dzhuribta rasi bil-kurati. Waqata rasi ‘ala’l-ard, bi-iznillah… ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Wa hu-al-lazi maddal-‘arda wa ja’ala feeha rawaasiya wa an-haaraa Wa min…

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Imagine my surprise when the doorbell rang around 10 pm and when I went to answer it, I found Poppie on the other side of the gate. My surprise is very toothy, and it looks like the kind of grin on a three-year old discovering…

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Dear Blogistan, AssalamuAlaikum I’m slightly delayed in updating because I’m thinking thoughts. Maybe not thinking so much as sorting, here’s what I have. The state of my head: -Day one off of medication was fine. A few jabs in the ear but I made a…

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Today has been a very hectic day. I woke up and went to the Tabib. To make a long story short, the Tabib has decided that although my pain has responded to the traditional treatment for trigeminal neuralgia, it was all in my head (ya’ani…

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