Guest Post: Hemlock: Abez Buzz
dear momma. and aniraz. and blogistan.
umm. im not abez. but i’ve always wanted to be. sort of. i mean. she plays some mean DDR. which is a waste of chocolate energy if you were to ask me. but then, not too many ppl ever ask me anythyng, and it’s sort of sad. if you know what i mean.
and i’ve never done thys before. it’s all her fault.
first, she’s made me kidnap her.
and now, she wants me to blog a post on her blog saying ive kidnapped her. except she’s the one with the napping kid. (that would be crayon’s narni). she’s strange like that. but i still love her.
additionally, i’d like to annouce ive decided kids dont get pinker than narni. unless you dress him in orange, and then he turns orange, but in any case, he has to be the most adorable kid in the world. and he has great potential. see we went out today, and he’s already had drop dead gorgeous women drooling over him (yeah, that’d be a few of them besides me and bez). i sense a potential don juan. which reminds me, eroll flynn was rather handsome, no? (although with all his looks, i have yet to sit through a single movie of his).
you know, i really have nothing intelligent to say. it’s that tym of day when i’ve consumed four year’s worth of chocolate, and i need to fall in my bed and die for a few hours. but she’s all bright and cheery (although im sure i was feeding the coke to narni… i dunno where bez’s getting her buzz from).
the point being, she needs to sleep. i mean i need to sleep. i mean someone better start making some sense soon, or imna wash thys city in blood. or coke. umm. coffee?
oh yeah. she ate all of 1/4th of a cake.
and i sat there staring at her in horror. 0_0