The Husband Files: 1:32 am

HF: Could I shave my head? Me: No.HF: Come on, what would happen if I shaved it all off, my beard too, and started over. Me: Then you’d look like how you did before, but with a period of baldness in the middle. *pause* HF: Could I grow a moustache? ME: No. HF: Come on,…

You know you go out too often when…

You and your husband, dressed for Eid-day meet & greet, stand in front of a door. It opens, and the house within is silent. You wonder where the hosts are, why the lights aren’t on. You can’t remember whose house you’ve arrived at. Oops, it’s yours. Foistly, AssalamuAlaikum & Eid Mubarak & e-hugs to all…