The Husband Files: 1:32 am


HF: Could I shave my head?

Me: No.

HF: Come on, what would happen if I shaved it all off, my beard too, and started over.

Me: Then you’d look like how you did before, but with a period of baldness in the middle.


HF: Could I grow a moustache?

ME: No.

HF: Come on, just a little big one.

Me: A what one?

HF: I’ll just grow it on the left side, ok?

Me: No! You’re nuts! You can’t grow a mustache!

HF: Fine.


HF: Can you grow a mustache?


Abez is a 50% white, 50% Pakistani, and 100% Muslim. She is also chronically ill and terminally awesome. She is the ever-lovin Momma of: - Khalid, a special little boy with autism - Iman, a special little girl with especially big hair -Musfira, an especially devious baby Spoiler, Abez is also Zeba Khan on

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