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Islam, Autism, Mom-ism.

Hair today, gone tomorrow?

I gave my son a mohawk today. True, he was defenseless at the time and true, it may have been flagrant abuse of my status as the more mature one, but it was too easy and too tempting to resist. He looks like the tiniest little rock star. 🙂 Soon he’ll be as bald as…

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A Post Without A Name

I was going to title this blog “A week in the life of” but it occurred to me today that it’s been more than a week since some amazing madness took place. So let us begin from the beginning, the beginning being about, errr… nine days ago? Ten? Once upon a time at 3 am,…

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The Husband Files: Why teacups are like cats – or – why the husband, the car, and everything in it are covered in a spray of chai

Update: HF has posted his version of what happened here, hehe. HF: So, dogs like to stick their heads out of car windows, right? They like to hang their tongues out and go nyah and enjoy the breeze. Me: Yes..? HF: But cats don’t though, if you took a cat and held it out of…

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The secret lives of housewives?

So my first real (but non-paying, hehe) project as a newbie graphic designer has been launched! I designed some T-shirts for dawahgear.net. They’ve started out with just a few designs, and there are other designers on board. Here are three of my designs, two are available as t-shirts, the third should be coming soon InshaAllah….

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Call me Speedy. Ice cream, anyone?

Under normal circumstances, a pregnant woman with a bucket of ice cream in one hand and a spoon in the other could not possibly outrun her well-intentioned but confectionarily cruel husband. Under current circumstances, where well-intentioned husband is burdened by a plaster cast on his well-sprained ankle, the pregnant woman not only has a chance,…

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