Abez sez Assalamualaikum!

Islam, Autism, Mom-ism.

Greetings from Captain Snot-tastic

The space-ship Cognition navigates through a dense, interstellar mass. The ship’s thrusters sputter and choke on what appears to be a green, swirling entity of viscous goo. The engines stall and the ship, drained of power, begins listing starboard in the sticky mass. The camera zooms out and pans away as the ship begins its…

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Ten, err, five things you didn’t know about me. But now you do. So there.

1. I am copping out of a real post and instead doing a five minute post while simultaneously rocking Bebeface to sleep and also needing to clean the house as soon as he finally decides to snooze. 2. I hum X-mas carols. All year long. 3. I once sewed a pair of pants that had…

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