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Islam, Autism, Mom-ism.

The Bebefiles: Ten Months, where has the time gone?

As I sit at this computer desk with all the wires taped securely to the legs and all the peripherals moved away from the edge of table, I wonder where the time has gone. Bebeface, whose misbehavior was once limited to wiggling alot and peeing on me, has morphed into something else entirely. He has…

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Abez Today: FYI

I am reading Methods of Learning and Evidential Deduction between Sunnites and Heterodixtsts (Which is far more interesting than the title would lead you to believe) I am listening to Blink (Which is a fantastic book, even in audio format.) I am looking at My hovercraft is full of eels. (Because HF found it and…

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The Husbandfiles: Good days and bad days

There are good days and there are bad days. Some days you may come home from work and the dishes will be dirty and the laundry unfolded. Your wife will grumble a greeting at you as she walks by, still in her pajamas. There will be no dinner cooked and you will have to walk…

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This is the Captain speaking…

Every now and then I decide I’ve been a wicked sloth monkey. This is a phrase my mother coined that I believe combines all the worst elements of the evil flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz and the deadly sin of Sloth. As far as eating according to the Sunnah, as far as working…

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I love my family

BigBro: I am rubber you’re glue, bounces off me and sticks to you. Me: Yeah well, there’s a force field around the glue! (or it is then scraped off, concentrated, and sprayed on you in a mist form that settles on the rubber with no danger of bouncing back) BigBro: impossible, that’s like a fish saying…

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