Abez sez Assalamualaikum!

It’s quiet in here, too quiet…

So, if five minutes pass without you hearing your kids laugh, giggle, squeak, yell, cry, fight, or jump off furniture, there’s a strong possibility that you may become suddenly (and rightfully) suspicious and tiptoe off in search of them.

You may find them sitting on your bed, holding those supposedly baby-proof cups- you know, the ones that will only leak if held upside down and vigorously shaken?  They’ll be holding those cups upside down and vigorously shaking them, engrossed in what is obviously very important and very serious work, because the two will be working in tandem and in silence to effectively soak your As-A-Grown-up-I-Deserve-A-Pretty-Bedspread bedspread, which is just a few months old and dry clean only.

Or, if you doze off thinking your son is asleep as well, you might wake to find him, the bed, the floor, the desk and the same milk-stained bedspread all ghostly white and pleasantly floral smelling-  all covered with a layer of baby powder so deep it will require a proper archeological dig to restore the room to its original color.  There will be two jumbo-sized containers of baby powder suspiciously kicked under the bed.  Both will be empty.

Or you could wake up with four colors of post-its stuck to your face and pillow.  Because your son woke up and early and quietly entertained himself while waiting for you to come around.

Kids: If you can’t hear them, find them!

3 Thoughts on “It’s quiet in here, too quiet…

  1. HA!!
    When my baby cousin was 7-8 months old, something similar happened. It actually happened quite often. Once we could not find him ANYWHERE (or it seemed like it) in the house and could not even hear a single peep from around the house either. Everyone was very freaked out.
    THen, his brother found him in the laundry room hidden under the clothes (he had shut the door of the laundry room by himself): he was very seriously, very intently observing the clothes and throwing them around. 🙂

    SOmetimes, I wonder if babies need alone time as well, to ponder on the strangeness of the world around them.

  2. Mona on June 13, 2010 at 9:17 AM said:

    haha.
    i’m sad for your pretty bedspread.

  3. Pingback: Abez sez Assalamualaikum! » Blog Archive » Maybe AntSlayer has a better ring?

Leave a Reply

Post Navigation

%d bloggers like this: