Abez sez Assalamualaikum!

Where’s my lawyer, waaaaaanh!

(Iman, laying in her bed and protesting the gross injustices that are forcing her to be subjected to an obvious violation of her civil rights – a nap – resorts to bargaining.)


— (no response from Momma)

I want coffee!

I want milk!

I want water!

(I offer her a sippy cup of water, she refuses it)

I want masjid!

My nose hurts, ow!

I want wake up!

(Iman falls asleep)

7 Thoughts on “Where’s my lawyer, waaaaaanh!

  1. She inherited your sneaky brains. Beware. 0_0

  2. bintulislam on October 28, 2010 at 1:24 PM said:


  3. I agree with Owl, she has inherited your attempts to talk your way out of every situation. Next, time, just give her the coffee and stand back!!!

  4. The last thing Iman needs is coffee- if you could hook a dynamo up to her we could power the whole block, sheesh!

  5. Power the whole block, on a cuppa coffee..? Boy do we need more Iman’s in this world!

  6. Yeah, enough of her could solve the world energy crisis. Or cause a global implosion. Heh.

  7. Haha. I love Iman!

    thanks abez. i still feel quite horrible about canceling though 🙁
    and yes, definitely will make dua for you @ hajj!

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