One of HF’s coworkers came over for lunch today, and as per tradition, Iman decided that the new person in the house must absolutely be her new best friend forever in the entire world. So she climbed in his lap, fawned over him told him everything that she knew about everything, which is something she does to newly introduced people all the time. Iman doesn’t require any warm-up time for new people. In fact, the newer the person the better- she’ll adore them all the more.
So, as Uncle BFF was getting his own son ready to go by helping him with his socks, Iman decided that was the perfect time to plop down into his lap (between his busy hands) and poke him in the nose. And then she poked herself in the nose and initiated the following conversation. And I quote:
Iman: I bonked my nose! I got it an ow!
Uncle BFF: Oh, you bonked your nose? Did it hurt?
Iman: Iss pain-fo. I go to the doctor.
Uncle BFF: You took your nose to the doctor? What did the doctor say?
Iman: No more monkeys jumping on the bed.