Abez sez Assalamualaikum!

And I quote:

HF, Iman and I are en route to Abu Dhabi for an appointment with my Orthopedic surgeon.  We take the exit ramp for a gas station and…

Iman: I want special full please.

HF and I have a good chuckle.

Me: Ok sweetie, let’s go inside and get you a drink.

We go inside and stand in line at the cafeteria.

Cashier: Yes Ma’am?

Iman, from two feet below the level of the counter: Special full please!

****

We’re sitting at the dining table having dinner and Khalid suddenly jumps down from his chair, rushes to the front door, opens it and sticks his head outside…

Khalid: Oh, iss dark! I need an umbrella!

***

Banging urgently on the bathroom door, which I am on the other side of:

Iman: Momma!  Momma!

Me: Yes Iman?

Iman: Have you seen my toes?

Me: I think they’re at the end of your feet.

Iman.  Oh. -pause-  Ok!

****

Khalid is reading a book of old nursery rhymes, and comes across The Lion and The Unicorn:

Khalid: Oh, the lion is ow! The lion is hurt! The lion is go to the doctor!

Me: The doctor for animals is called the vet.  The lion needs to go to the vet.

Khalid: No, the lion is go to the pharmacy.

****

Iman is feeding grass to a cow at the Bahiya Kids Park & Zoo, and gets slightly nibbled in the process.

Iman: Ow!  Bad cow!  Time out! No biting!

***

A car cuts in front of us as we’re driving on the highway, and HF honks the horn:

Iman: SubhanAllah!

Khalid: Bad car!

Iman: Time out!

***

As usual, Khalid gets to go into the Ikea play area, and Iman stands beneath the 95 cm mark on the wall, aspiring one day to reach it.

Attendant: I’m sorry, but you’re too small.

Me: I’m sorry Iman, InshaAllah when you’re a little bit bigger you can go inside too.

Iman raises her hands.

Iman: Oh Allah, please make Iman bigger.  Ameen.

***

Khalid wanders through my peripheral vision with something in his hands:

Khalid: Oh, iss hungry!

I’m working on my computer and take little notice.

Khalid: Oh, it’s eating!

Still no blips on the momma-radar.

Khalid: Eating curtains!  Scissors is hungry! Om om om!

And suddenly he has my full attention

9 Thoughts on “And I quote:

  1. love it. esp “Oh Allah, please make Iman bigger. Ameen.” ap well knows the heart-break of being too short for smaland.

  2. LOL!!! One of my favorite posts yet! So cute Masha’allah!!! Children are the funniest creatures on God’s green earth!

  3. Aaaaaahhahhahahhaha 😀 😀 😀

    I wonder what would have happened if anyone of the kidos had done this here in khi – the scissors feeding part.

  4. Hemlock on March 12, 2011 at 10:48 AM said:

    I was kinda sad yesterday and was thinking about what woul cheer me up. First on the list was a hug from meeman…

  5. Wowzers! 😀 Masha Allah Tabarak Allah! They are topping The Incredibly Adorable chart, no doubt!

  6. timeout! 😀 😀 your kids are so cute masha’allah 🙂

  7. hahahaha. i loved this post!

  8. Awwwww adorable and so funny mashaAllah 😀

    You’re blessed!

    The toes one really cracked me up!

  9. crayon on March 15, 2011 at 2:37 AM said:

    …the ‘toes’ one is great, but my fav is the ‘hungry scissors’ lols 🙂

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