(I am sitting at the dining table working on my computer, and suddenly I get a jabbing feeling in my left side.)
Me: Iman! What are you doing?
(Iman grins and holds up her pink pencil)
Iman: I poking you!
Me: Yes, I can see that. If you want to get my attention, say excuse me Momma!
Iman: Excuse me momma?
Me: Yes Iman?
Iman: Can I poke you?