HF is preparing to leave for work and sprays himself with cologne. He then grimaces as it burns his post-shave skin.
Me: Why spray it on your neck if it burns? Why not spray it somewhere else?
HF: Like where?
Me: I don’t know, your wrists?
HF: Real men don’t wear perfume on their wrists.
HF: They wear it on their fists. Muwahaha!