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Two cows are standing in a field.  One turns to the other and says, “Hey, aren’t you worried about that whole mad cow disease thing?”

“Why should I?” the other cow replies, “I’m a helicopter.”


7 Thoughts on “Hehe

  1. ayesha on May 17, 2013 at 10:15 PM said:

    hehehe. Sharing such silly jokes make you even more cuter 🙂

  2. Oi! I’m too old to be cute!

    (But I’m glad you enjoyed it too :p)

    (Two fish sitting in a tank, one turns to the other and says “Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?”)

  3. ayesha on May 19, 2013 at 3:55 AM said:

    aunties can be cute too :p~~ LOL

    (What did the policeman say to his tummy?

    I’ve got you under a vest! )

  4. First I’m cute, now I’m an aunty? This is too much for one day :p

    Two muffins are baking in an oven, one turns to the other and says: Oh my God, it’s hot in here!
    The other one says, “Oh my God, a talking muffin!”

  5. These are the only kinds of jokes I can remember. And they are the best, dorkiest kind. 😀

  6. They’re not dorky! They’re perfect!

    What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

    Tyrannosaurus Wrecks!

  7. UmmTooba on December 13, 2013 at 12:28 AM said:

    Asalamualaykum wrwb,

    I love your blog! I also love your kids, they sound as sweet as my three (ages four, two, and three weeks). This is my first comment, because I just wanted to add…

    Two fish were swimming in the ocean until they came across a huge cement wall and one fish looks at the other and says, “Dam(n)!”

    It works much better verbally! 🙂

    Hugs and du’as for your kids and for the continued success of AutismUAE!!

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