Hehe

Two cows are standing in a field.  One turns to the other and says, “Hey, aren’t you worried about that whole mad cow disease thing?”

“Why should I?” the other cow replies, “I’m a helicopter.”

 

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Abez

Abez is a 50% white, 50% Pakistani, Muslim hijabi Momma of Khalid, a special little boy with autism, and Iman, a special little girl with specially big hair.

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    Abez

    Oi! I’m too old to be cute!

    (But I’m glad you enjoyed it too :p)

    (Two fish sitting in a tank, one turns to the other and says “Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?”)

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    ayesha

    aunties can be cute too :p~~ LOL

    (What did the policeman say to his tummy?

    I’ve got you under a vest! )

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    Abez

    First I’m cute, now I’m an aunty? This is too much for one day :p

    Two muffins are baking in an oven, one turns to the other and says: Oh my God, it’s hot in here!
    The other one says, “Oh my God, a talking muffin!”

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    Abez

    They’re not dorky! They’re perfect!

    What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

    Tyrannosaurus Wrecks!

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    UmmTooba

    Asalamualaykum wrwb,

    I love your blog! I also love your kids, they sound as sweet as my three (ages four, two, and three weeks). This is my first comment, because I just wanted to add…

    Two fish were swimming in the ocean until they came across a huge cement wall and one fish looks at the other and says, “Dam(n)!”

    It works much better verbally! 🙂

    Hugs and du’as for your kids and for the continued success of AutismUAE!!

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