Abez sez Assalamualaikum!

Islam, Autism, Mom-ism.


Are we there yet?

Seven months ago my lil sister of DeGrouchyOwl fame was diagnosed with a time bomb in her head, AKA an inter cranial aneurysm.  In her brain.  Yeah. Really. I know right.  How rude.  Here I am being all dramatic and in mortal medical danger and she comes along with her upstart aneurysm to steal my…

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Dubai vs. Bed Bugs- FIGHT!

I dedicate this post to a friend, whose current state of perpetual war against invisible blood-sucking enemies not only qualifies her as a vampire-huntress, but also takes me back to the good ole days when I too had… bedbugs. It was the year 2009, and we had bedbugs.  I couldn’t sleep, couldn’t relax, couldn’t stop…

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I am officially taking my blog back. From whom, you may ask. From myself.  Because one part of me took my blog and claimed it in the name of Writing, while another part of me was like Hey, I was using that for catharsis! What gives! So I’m taking my blog back and claiming it…

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Stick and Stones May Break My Bones.

Bones will heal and bruises fade
But time can’t heal the hurt words made.

There are no stitches for stupid bitches,

Lazy brats, you big retard

(no person’s hand could hit as hard)


Inquiring minds want to know

Someone asked me about Musfira.  Here you go. She’s almost three. She has the tiniest, adorablest, most comically novelty-sized bottom.  MashaAllah. Last week she painted her hair pink.  That was… fun. She got into some makeup and did a fairly decent job.  I wasn’t even mad. When she wakes up it’s morning o’clock.  When she…

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