Where’s my lawyer, waaaaaanh!

(Iman, laying in her bed and protesting the gross injustices that are forcing her to be subjected to an obvious violation of her civil rights – a nap – resorts to bargaining.)


— (no response from Momma)

I want coffee!

I want milk!

I want water!

(I offer her a sippy cup of water, she refuses it)

I want masjid!

My nose hurts, ow!

I want wake up!

(Iman falls asleep)


Abez is a 50% white, 50% Pakistani, and 100% Muslim. She is also chronically ill and terminally awesome. She is the ever-lovin Momma of: - Khalid, a special little boy with autism - Iman, a special little girl with especially big hair -Musfira, an especially devious baby Spoiler, Abez is also Zeba Khan on Muslimmatters.org.

  1. Carol

    I agree with Owl, she has inherited your attempts to talk your way out of every situation. Next, time, just give her the coffee and stand back!!!

  2. Mona

    Haha. I love Iman!

    thanks abez. i still feel quite horrible about canceling though 🙁
    and yes, definitely will make dua for you @ hajj!

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