Two cows are standing in a field. One turns to the other and says, “Hey, aren’t you worried about that whole mad cow disease thing?”
“Why should I?” the other cow replies, “I’m a helicopter.”
Hehe
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Two cows are standing in a field. One turns to the other and says, “Hey, aren’t you worried about that whole mad cow disease thing?”
“Why should I?” the other cow replies, “I’m a helicopter.”
hehehe. Sharing such silly jokes make you even more cuter 🙂
Oi! I’m too old to be cute!
(But I’m glad you enjoyed it too :p)
(Two fish sitting in a tank, one turns to the other and says “Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?”)
aunties can be cute too :p~~ LOL
(What did the policeman say to his tummy?
I’ve got you under a vest! )
First I’m cute, now I’m an aunty? This is too much for one day :p
Two muffins are baking in an oven, one turns to the other and says: Oh my God, it’s hot in here!
The other one says, “Oh my God, a talking muffin!”
These are the only kinds of jokes I can remember. And they are the best, dorkiest kind. 😀
They’re not dorky! They’re perfect!
What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks!
Asalamualaykum wrwb,
I love your blog! I also love your kids, they sound as sweet as my three (ages four, two, and three weeks). This is my first comment, because I just wanted to add…
Two fish were swimming in the ocean until they came across a huge cement wall and one fish looks at the other and says, “Dam(n)!”
It works much better verbally! 🙂
Hugs and du’as for your kids and for the continued success of AutismUAE!!