1. I am copping out of a real post and instead doing a five minute post while simultaneously rocking Bebeface to sleep and also needing to clean the house as soon as he finally decides to snooze.
2. I hum X-mas carols. All year long.
3. I once sewed a pair of pants that had one leg stitched on the wrong way- Up.
4. I am the daughter of a practicing, Sunday School teaching infidel, hehe. (Hi Mom! I love you!)
5. I need to vaccum. Bebeface is asleep and it’s time to clean ze house now, hooray!
This post will be continued later. In the mean time, have some doggerel, fresh from the pound. :p