Abezistan in Real Time

Introducing self to someone at party- “Excuse me, but I think I’m your mother.”

making pleasant conversation– “Your grandson just bit me in the head.”

How work was today?- “There were mangos and burgers flying all over the place!”

How did it go?- “He shot me with a grenade launcher several times.”

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