Introducing self to someone at party- “Excuse me, but I think I’m your mother.”
making pleasant conversation– “Your grandson just bit me in the head.”
How work was today?- “There were mangos and burgers flying all over the place!”
How did it go?- “He shot me with a grenade launcher several times.”
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Abez
Abez is a 50% white, 50% Pakistani, and 100% Muslim. She is also chronically ill and terminally awesome. She is the ever-lovin Momma of:
- Khalid, a special little boy with autism
- Iman, a special little girl with especially big hair
-Musfira, an especially devious baby
Spoiler, Abez is also Zeba Khan on Muslimmatters.org.
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