Left Brain: Look, it’s 3:15 am. Why are we up again?
Right Brain: Up again? I wasn’t sure we had been up before.
Left Brain: Me neither. What’s there to eat in this place anyway?
RB: Wonton Soup. But they’re not wontons, and it isn’t really soup.
LB: Then why are you calling it wonton soup?
RB: Because that’s what it was before I boiled it for an hour.
LB: What would you call it now?
RB: Concentrated. And very slimy.
LB: Is it still edible?
RB: Does the pope wear a funny hat?
LB: I don’t find his hat very amusing.
RB: I know. Don’t worry, there are still eggrolls, but they’re not-
LB: They’re not really eggrolls?
LB: Then what are they?