The Husband Files: DIY Mango Milkshake

My husband has an interesting recipe for mango milkshake.

Step 1. Ask your wife to make you a mango milkshake.
Step 2. Look forlorn when your wife won’t make you one.
Step 2.5 Discover that your wife doesn’t like mangoes.
Step 3. Pout.
Step 4. Dolefully accept ingredients from wife for do-it-yourself mango milkshake;

• milk
• icecubes
• sugar
• two mangoes

Step 5. Begin combining ingredients. In a wok.

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