HF: Could I shave my head?
Me: No.
HF: Come on, what would happen if I shaved it all off, my beard too, and started over.
Me: Then you’d look like how you did before, but with a period of baldness in the middle.
*pause*
HF: Could I grow a moustache?
ME: No.
HF: Come on, just a little big one.
Me: A what one?
HF: I’ll just grow it on the left side, ok?
Me: No! You’re nuts! You can’t grow a mustache!
HF: Fine.
*pause*
HF: Can you grow a mustache?
