And I quote

HF is preparing to leave for work and sprays himself with cologne. He then grimaces as it burns his post-shave skin.

Me: Why spray it on your neck if it burns? Why not spray it somewhere else?
HF: Like where?
Me: I don’t know, your wrists?
HF: Real men don’t wear perfume on their wrists.
Me: No?
HF: They wear it on their fists. Muwahaha!


Abez is a 50% white, 50% Pakistani, and 100% Muslim. She is also chronically ill and terminally awesome. She is the ever-lovin Momma of: - Khalid, a special little boy with autism - Iman, a special little girl with especially big hair -Musfira, an especially devious baby Spoiler, Abez is also Zeba Khan on

  1. Traveller

    My husbandFriend tends to spray his cologne on his beard, the good thing is it stays on all day…bad thing if you’ve developed a dislike for your once favourite cologne due to pregnancy hormones!

    Ramadaan Mubarak! 🙂

    (Looking forward to hearing more about your kids’ adventures- they sound adorable mashaAllaah! )


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