RB: The kids have really messed up the living room walls. I think there’s even a game of tic-tac-toe behind that sofa…
LB: Eh- You could be dying, why should you care about what the house looks like?
RB: Just because I could be dying doesn’t mean I need to die in squalor.
LB: You’ll be dead, how will you know if it’s squalor?
RB: That’s a good point. But if people come to give condolences they might see that tic-tac-toe game.
LB: And?
RB: They’ll wonder who won. I want to paint the living room.
LB: Then I hope you like zig-zags because your hands have been shaking non-stop since late August.
RB: I know right! All my drinks are shakes, haha
LB: Oh oh! And the manual toothbrush is now automatically sonic, HA!
RB: And remember, when we went out for dinner with HF, he told me to just try to hold the salt shaker still, because that would do a better job of getting the salt out.
LB: He’s horrible isn’t he.
RB: Oh yes, and awesome. There are some other upsides to the shaking hands by the way.
LB: Oh?
RB: Yes, all of our phone videos now come with DRAMATIC BACKGROUND TREMORS for EXTRA REALISM. Like the Blair Witch Project.
LB: Does anyone still remember the Blair Witch Project?
RB: I do, but we never saw it. We just remember the hype, and poorly made videos of frightened people with runny noses. I tell you, if I was running for my life the last thing I’d think of would be starting a vlog.
LB: Says the woman who’s dying on her blog.
RB: Oi! I’m not dying!
LB: Suit yourself.
RB: I am going to paint the living room!
LB: I hope you like squiggles.
RB: Musfira does. Maybe we’ll paint it together. 🙂
The End.
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