Ok. A few nights ago I tried to wake Iman up for suhoor…but no. She wouldn’t wake up. I tried to wake her up. Here is a list of unsuccessful techniques I tried to use:
#1 Shaking her
#2 Yelling in her ear
#3 Robbing her of her blankie
#4 Ice in a bag on her face
#5 Ice outside of a big to paint her face. I literally took ice and put it in her face.
#6 Ice cream. I tried to feed her ice cream. She wouldn’t open her mouth. I ate it instead.
Finally I gave up and went to eat suhoor. The End.
Musfira, you have continued in our familly’s long and sacred tradition of younger sister’s struggling and often failing to wake up their sleeping log big sisters.
One time, when I tried to wake up your momma, she was so insistent on staying in bed, she kicked me in the head so hard that I ended up with a huge bump on my forehead, so huge, that my little nephew started calling me ‘gomra phupho’, which means head bump aunty. 🙁
so awesome luv it
😂😄 tabarakalllah! This is so sweet. “Finally I ate it. The End.
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I AM NOT A LOG SISTER!! by the way this is iman using mommas account