Category: Musfira

  • Man that was fun

    Le Sigh.

    We just got back from our vacation, and our house is not livable. Buuuut……. That’s not what I wanna write about. Change of topic. we just went on a 3-week vacay to dubai, oman, and turkey- and it was awesome. Key highlights- But first -dubai, then in other posts ill tell you more.

    Dubai: Waterpark!!! Favorite ride: Jumeriah SCREAM!!! Picture this: you enter the waterpark (Wild Wadi) and the first sign is directly to the left of us and is for a slide is labeled “Jumeriah Scream!” Momma is helping Rigma find a place to sit, and Baba is looking at the sign and says “lets go on that one first!” “What about momma?” asks Iman. “She’ll catch up.” We start walking when i stop and glance at this HUGE tower of a slide to the right. I ask baba if we can go on that one next, and he says yes. We follow the sign and walk for around 10 minuits and finally we are there! My heart suddenly drops out of my chest when we are at the base of that huge tower i mentioned earlier. Oh no no no no. I hate heights. And this slide is the definition of heights. This.  Slide. Is. Too. Tall. I silence my heart and we climb steps for around 5 more min. We get in the line, which was only like, 15 people, and wait. 2 min later,  Momma comes up the steps. “You made it!” I say. She joins us in the line, and finally, FINALLY, its our turn. Lemme just give you a quick rundown. This is the new version of jumeriah scarea… THis ride is 32 meters high, and you go down at a whopping 80 kmph. Basically, you get in a tube, cross your arms and legs pray for your life that you don’t die, and then… The floor goes kaput. Here’s a video. (This is not ours.) 

    Yours truly,

    Musfira

  • The short version of the long story of how I broke my salah

    The short version of the long story of how I broke my salah

    Once upon a time a month ago, we begin the longest possible explanation of how I broke my Isha prayer last night.

    It started with two friends of HusbandFriend, each of whom lost their fathers within a week of each other. Inna lillahi wa inna ileihi rajioon. Prior to that, HF and I had both been missing our respective families and parents, but we were wary of international travel in a pandemic. When his friends lost their fathers, one within short succession of another, HF and I both agreed that it was time to travel before it became too late. Loss of parents is a middle-age milestone that no one expects but everyone knows will come.

    So HF booked the kids and I for a whirlwind, cross-continental tour of Dubai, Muscat, and Istanbul because why the heck not. We left before he did, since he had to get the time off from work, and went ahead expecting him in ten days or so.

    Prior to that, we had been trying to get our wonky kitchen repaired. I spent the week before our flight in a whirlwind of tile selection, countertop warehouses, and contractor conversations whilst also attempting to buy gifts, pack, and empty a kitchen slated for renovation and its associated pre-destruction.

    Prior to that, the contractor we had selected had some difficulties- some in translation, some in scheduling, all coming out at last minute, that resulted in the entire project being cancelled days after I had finished the work on my part, and hours before we were supposed to fly. That was ok. I needed a vacation from renovation at that point anyway. So we hopped on a plane, slept in our masks, and made our way to Dubai.

    Prior to that though, thanks to global warming and the unstoppable juggernaut of policy choices that have lead to it, our flight from Dallas to Dubai was delayed for three hours while planes and runways were being de-iced. By the time we left, we knew that our connecting flight in Istanbul would either be missed, or very, very close to leaving.

    Prior to that, in Dallas, while waiting out our 3-hour delay and attempting to not watch the Superbowl halftime show on EVERY POSSIBLE SCREEN, I watched people come and go. I have always been fascinated with people sprinting through terminals. There’s probably no other scenario in our otherwise mundane lives where we see people running for their lives, or at least for their flights. People lose all their cool, public, international traveler manners, and huff and puff and panic their way to their gates. I watched people running back and forth through Dallas airport and thought wow, I’ve never been one of those people before.

    But then, I got to be one of those people in Istanbul. When the plane touched down and I was able to turn my phone on, I found out that our connecting flight hadn’t departed… yet. I usually wait for everyone else to get off the airplane before I do, not only because I have wheelchair assistance, but because I don’t like the politely awkward jostling of getting your carryons down from the overhead bins while also being in line with a hundred other people who are also trying to get their carryons down. This time though, I told the kids – grab your things and run.

    So we ran – to the head of the line, off the plane, and out into the terminal where an airport employee was calling, “DUBAI?!” and we answered “DUBAI?!?” and he pointed vaguely into the distance and yelled “GO GO GO!”

    We were not cool, but we made it. At one point, Musfira tripped and fell, but she stoically picked herself up and soldiered on. Thank God the gate was a short, 3 minute sprint. We arrived at the gate as the door were closed, hobbling and out breath, to be rushed inside the doors that were then immediately closed behind us. We were the only people to make the connecting flight to Dubai. I know this because we were the first ones off the plane and the only ones who made it in before the cabin crew closed the doors. Alhamdulillah, we made it. Our luggage, however, did not.

    As such, we arrived in Dubai exhausted and without luggage. The Owliebird picked us up and took us home. We had pizza and fun and a month later, after a wonderful vacation seeing family in the UAE, Oman, and then Istanbul – it was time to go home.

    Prior to this, we had a mad 48-hour holiday in Istanbul, which I will try to write more about later. It was amazing. It was delicious. It was… pedestrian. The roads in the old city were built before the invention of cars, and we travelled faster on foot than by taxi, even taking breaks in between for my wonky feet. We spent an exhilarating – and exhausting – two days shopping, eating, seeing, and marveling. Then, we put our tired selves on a plane back home.

    It was during this flight that the kids were given free reign to eat their candy and watch the (thankfully!) censored selection of movies on Turkish Airlines. HF and I did the same, and eventually we landed in Dallas without further delays or adventures.

    Prior to that though, it turns out that our house flooded. We know this, because HF secretly found a backup contractor to complete the kitchen renovation as a surprise for when we returned. They painted the cabinets, replaced the cracked old countertops, and were set to replace the floor tiles. They were in the home stretch of the secret renovation when water started coming up from below the floor.

    (Prior to the that, we had a slab leak that had gone undetected for so long that there was mold growing under the floor.)

    And that brings us to yesterday. We are staying in an AirBnB home about 25 minutes from our real home, where the floors are missing and the water has been turned off. We’ve had many adventures, a whole slew of insurance-related frustrations, and to put it plainly- we’re all tired and we want to go home. But we won’t be able to for a while, so we put a movie on for the kids.

    Except Khalid didn’t want to watch it, which is fair. Going Red is very cringe, and not worth the time spent watching it. Khalid wanted to have gone to sleep, but given how small our temporary home is, there wasn’t anywhere quiet that he could find in the house until the movie was over.

    It was 10:30 by the time we were ready to pray Isha and get to bed, and it was during this time that I overhead the following conversation.

    Khalid: Aaargh, I’m so tired.

    Musfira: Why didn’t you go to bed earlier?

    Khalid: I couldn’t, the movie was too loud.

    Musfira: Why didn’t you use your earplugs?

    (Prior to this, we had been given earplugs and sleeping masks on our flight. They were small, red, and came in clear plastic packaging. Like…candy. )

    Khalid: I don’t have any. I ate mine.

    Musfira: … what?

    Khalid: When we were flying back I ate some suspiciously rubbery candy.

    Musfira: You ate your earplugs???

    Khalid: I was tired. So I just went with it.

    And that is the short version of the long story of how I burst out laughing in the middle of prayer after a month-long journey of family, fun, and flooding.

    The End.

  • Musfira’s log

    Musfira’s log

    Today is July 1st 2020. I am sitting on a VERY hard chair while typing this. I am wearing a shirt that says “Let’s Hug It Out”. No way. It’s a pandemic. Do you want to get sick? Well I don’t.

    I’m gonna ask momma if I can play some nasheeds. This will take longer than expected. I have to negotiate. Update: I won! Update: I am now listening to Khaled Siddiq Ft. Lil Berete “Drama.”

    Drama sings about racism in the Muslim community. People say to be kind while some men beat their wives up. Now what do I type about. Oh! Update: I am now listening to Khaled Siddiq “On Deen.”  

    On Deen sings about how Islam is the right religion. And converts have trouble learning because no one will teach them. 

    Cuz, I  have no man to show me how to pray my Salah,

    And I didn’t have no man to show me how to connect with Allah,

    And I didn’t have no man to show me how to read the Quran,

    This is the sad truth, Some Muslims are racist to the black people even if it doesn’t seem like it to them. They don’t even think they’re being racist. Some people might just not talk to the black people. It’s sad. 

    Racism is just plain cruel. Just because our skin colors are different, that doesn’t make it fair to torture people of color. That is racism. Now, The idea that people of color are lower beings than white people is horrible.

  • Musfira’s Nasheed Recommendation

    Musfira’s Nasheed Recommendation

    Today is June 29th 2020. I am sitting on the COMFY chair while typing this. We’re also listening to Native Deen My Faith, My Voice. (my faith.. My voice, don’t care what they say, my faith, my voice

    I like that nasheed. The lyrics speak up for Muslims. 

    I know what they call us

    They try to blame all us

    But I know how the Prophet lived like

    I know what he taught us.

    People think Muslims are terrorists but we’re not. Islam teaches kindness. Some people refuse to give money to homeless people but Islam teaches us to give. Islam teaches us that life is important, and every act of kindness is always counted no matter how small it is. 

    Now we are finishing the nasheed Rise Up. There are six people who sing it together. I don’t know all of their names. They’re speaking up for black people and justice. This is important because people can’t see beyond their skin color, and they treat black people horribly and unfairly. People should understand that the color of your skin doesn’t matter, your personality does. They don’t give black people their rights. I recommend people listen to this nasheed because it tells people about what’s happening.

  • Musfira’s Log: Day 1 – Two Movies and a Party

    Musfira’s Log: Day 1 – Two Movies and a Party

    Today is June 22st  2020. As you might know, there is a pandemic of Covid-19 also known as CoronaVirus. We are currently in self-quarantine. Today is our 102th day. Two days ago we had a 100th day party (Alone,In our house, Family only) It was EPIC. We watched TWO WHOLE MOVIES! And got gifts 🙂 I got a card stock book and a sticker book.  I also gave momma a cute card! She loved it 🙂

    We watched Mirai and Okko’s Inn. Mirai was about a little boy who just got a baby sister but he did not accept it. Every time the little boy threw a fit he would go to magical memories of family members including: Mom, Mirai, Grandpa And Grandma, And Yuko. 

    Okko’s Inn was about a girl who lost her parents in a car crash and then went to go live at her grand-mothers Inn. She met a ghost and became junior innkeeper. The ghosts’ names were Uribo and Miyo. My personal preference for the movies was Okko’s Inn. 

    Iman made AN ICE CREAM CAKE! It was a chocolate cake with chocolate ice cream and whipped cream. It was so good! 🙂 It was served while watching Mirai. We also had cream soda while watching Mirai. I recommend Okko’s Inn. It’s better than Mirai. 

  • My Life.

    My Life.

    I just drew this for fun … but its true. Momma does this A LOT. Thats why I drew this comic strip.

    – Musfira

     

    Scene 1: Once Upon a Time

    Musfira: Momma, I’m bored.

    Momma: Hi Bored, I’m Momma! 😀

     

    Scene 2:  Me, Close Up.

    Musfira: Not funny.

     

    Scene 3: Then

    Musfira: >:(

    Momma: 😀

  • WAKE UP IMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! By Musfira.

    WAKE UP IMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! By Musfira.

    Ok. A few nights ago I tried to wake Iman up for suhoor…but no.  She wouldn’t wake up.  I tried to wake her up. Here is a list of unsuccessful techniques I tried to use:

    #1 Shaking her

    #2 Yelling in her ear

    #3 Robbing her of her blankie

    #4 Ice in a bag on her face

    #5 Ice outside of a big to paint her face. I literally took ice and put it in her face.

    #6 Ice cream. I tried to feed her ice cream. She wouldn’t open her mouth. I ate it instead.

    Finally I gave up and went to eat suhoor. The End.

     

  • MashaAllah, Musfira.

    MashaAllah, Musfira.

    So MashaAllah, Musfira is getting taller, cheekier, and slightly wiser every day.  She has taken to gently correcting me and educating me throughout my day, sharing the wisdom of her many years – all three and a half of them – and the result is so adorably awesome that I almost hate disagreeing with her.

    We prefer our gween the-matoes fried, actually.
    We prefer our gween the-matoes fried, actually.

    We went grocery shopping the other day, Musfira shared this timeless gardening tip:

    Musfira: Momma, did you know, when the matoes are gween that means they not wipe.

    Momma: That’s right, very good!

    Musfira: And whena cucumbuzz ah owange, that means they cawwots.

    If we're worshipping furniture then this must be the world's holiest ottoman.
    If we’re worshipping furniture then this must be the world’s holiest ottoman.

    And while standing for prayer, Musfira turned my prayer rug to a different qibla.

    Musfira: Here Momma, this izza wight way.

    Me: Sweetheart, qibla is this way.

    Musfira: You need to pway to the sofa, Momma.

    Me: We actually pray toward the Ka’ba dear, in Makkah?

    Musfira: Do we? Hmm!

    She’s shared lots of wisdom, but half I’ve forgotten and the half has been unprintable as it is usually shared on the toilet, and is usually shared in relation to her bottom. (Apparently your bottom is a pretty funny place when you’re three and a half.)

    That’s it for now, I’ve been taking anti-inflammatory meds for my arthritis for three months now, and have been feeling much better overall.  I’ll try to update more often, InshaAllah. 🙂

  • Must… not… break… salah!

    Must… not… break… salah!

    I’m trying to concentrate on prayer, and the following conversation transpires before me:

    Musfira: Iman, canna have a cotton candy?

    Iman: Musfira, these are cotton balls, not cotton candy.

    Musfira: Notta candy?

    Iman: No, it’s not candy.  Do you know what this is made of?

    Musfira: Cotton?

    Iman: No, try again.

    Musfira: Umm, cotton?

    Iman: (rolls her eyes in big sister exasperation) Musfira, cotton balls are made out of sheep, ok?

    And here we see a herd of sheep, grazing peacefully in their natural environment.
    And here we see a herd of sheep, grazing peacefully in their natural environment.

    Thankfully, I finish my prayer just before this insight into the wonders of nature.  Iman sees me smiling and loses some of her scientific confidence.

    Iman: …what?

    Me: Cotton balls are made out of cotton dear, not sheep. Sheep make wool, cotton makes cotton.

    Iman: Right, hehe.. sorry Musfira.

    Dare I say Iman looked… sheepish?

    insert rimshot here.

  • I’m thinking of an animo…

    I’m thinking of an animo…

    Our lil family has a favorite  game, and the way it’s won is by preserving momma’s sanity with three children and no volume control.  We stick to animals to keep it simple, and a turn always starts with the phrase “I’m thinking of an animal,” followed by three clues.

    We play the guessing game during long drives and boring waits, and I am working to slowly introduce concepts like animal families (Is it a primate? A reptile?) and habitats- does it live on land? Underwater? Underground?

    Khalid, almost inevitably- is thinking of a dinosaur of some sort.  This is useful- because that’s how we introduced the concept of extinction.   Now, some kids know five or six dinosaurs.  Khalid, on the other hand, knows almost all of them.  Really.  MashaAllah- all of them.  He has memorized almost three encyclopaedias of dinosaurs, so when he’s thinking of an animal with four legs, a tail, and a long neck- he’s not thinking of a giraffe.  He’s thinking of a dipolodocus.  Or a mamenchisaurus.  Or an argentinosaurus.  Or a camarosaurus, which is also known as a morosaurus.  I believe there are HUNDREDS of -sauruses that serve no current purpose other than to confuse and bewilder anyone trying to guess Khalid’s animal.  Such is the universe.

    He takes pity on us, and tells us the first letter of the dinosaur’s name when we’ve gotten stumped.  Then, he tells us the second.  Then the third.  Sometimes he will spell out the whole name and I will be no more clued in to what dinosaur he’s talking about- just because he can spell it doesn’t mean I can say it, or know what the heck it looks like.  Case in point: Do you know what this dinosaur is called?

    ParasaurolophusIt’s a parasaurolophus. I spent almost twenty minutes once, wracking my brain and trying to figure this dinosaur out before asking Khalid to finally spell it for me, and even then- I still didn’t know what he was talking about.

    Iman’s MO for the guessing game is adorable.  She doesn’t pick animals that are difficult, or get upset when her animal is discovered.  For the most part she isn’t even picking animals, she’s actually picking people.

    Iman is acutely aware of who hasn’t had a turn in a while, and when she successfully guesses an animal and gets her turn, she will tailor her choice of animal to the person that she feels needs one.  She will direct her clues right to the person she has in mind.  For HF, she will usually be thinking of a shark.  For Khalid, she will be thinking of a dinosaur.  For me, she will be thinking of a lion or giraffe, and for Musfira- she is always, ALWAYS thinking of a cat.  Why? Because Musfira is always thinking of a cat too.

    Musfira’s ability to participate in the guessing game has been increasing step by adorable step.  In the beginning, she was struggling with the concept, and would just repeat the last clue that she heard. If Iman said, “I’m thinking of an animal with two legs,” then Musfira would ask, “Is it two legs?”

    When she realized that we were looking for answers instead of echoes, she started guessing as well.

    Iman: “Musfira, I’m thinking of an animal with four legs, with brown spots, that says moo.”

    LightningMcQueen
    Moo?

    Musfira: “Izzit the sun?”

    Momma: “No dear, the sun is not an animal.  We’re only thinking about animals.”

    Musfira: “Oh, ok! Izzit Lighting McKeen!”

    Musfira had an epiphany one day, and she correctly guessed the lion that Iman was directing towards me.  That was her first chance for a real turn, and she started out pretty good:

    “I’m thinking of a animo-”

    (“Okay.”)

    “It has four legs…”

    (“Very good.”)

    “Anna tail…”

    (“Alright.”)

    “And, it’s a cat!”

    Musfira grins expectantly, anticipating all the exciting questions we should now be asking her. Iman raises an eyebrow and says, “Musfira, are you thinking of a cat?”

    “Guj-job Iman!” Musfira cheers, “Your turn!”

    We’ve played this game hundreds of times since,  and Musfira’s ability to sort and label is getting better, and so her turns are getting more interesting. However, they have yet to move beyond cat.

    Once Musfira said to me, “Momma, I’m thinking of a animo. It has four legs, two ears, and iss bigger than a cat.”

    “How interesting!” I said, excited that Musfira could finally be breaking free from her cat-only streak. “Is it a dog?”

    “Nope!”

    “Is it a cow?”

    “Nope!”

    “Does it eat grass?”

    “Nope.”

    I tried a few angles and eventually I gave up.

    “Alright Musfira, you were thinking of an animal with four legs and two ears that was bigger than a cat.  What was it?”

    Musfira beamed. “A bigger cat.”

    We have since thought of smaller cats, as well as a pink cat, specifically Musfira’s long-time crib companion, Meow-Meow.The only time we’ve ever thought of anything other  than cat was on the way home from the Dubai Mall after we had surprised the children with a trip to see the dinosaur fossil being exhibited there. It was a diplodocus.  Khalid knew this within seconds of seeing it, even before he was within range of the exhibit information.  He looked at the fossil- suspended from the ceiling in all its fossilized awesomeness- and he smiled and said, “It’s a North-American dipolodocus.”

    We oohed and aahed, marvelled at the hugeness of its legs and the tinyness of it’s really tiny head.  Later, there was ice-cream, and on the way home Musfira suddenly announced, “I’m thinking of an animo!”

    Iman interrupted, “It’s a cat.”

    Musfira snarked back. “I didn’t finish my clues.” She has learned this phrase verbatim from Khalid and Iman and their tendency to start guessing before the clues are even given.

    “I’m thinking of an animo, ” Musfira continued, “It has four legs, a long… long… long…. neck. And, a tiny, small head.”

    “Is it a diplodocus?” Khalid piped up excitedly from the back of the van.

    “Nope!”

    I felt I should translate. “Musfira, Khalid is asking if it’s a dinosaur.”

    “Nope!”

    Iman tried again, “Musfira are you sure it’s not Meow-Meow?”

    “Nope!”

    “Is your animal pink?” Iman pushed.

    “Yes!” Musfira said.

    A few seconds of silence passed.  “Musfira,” I said slowly, “Are you thinking of… a pink dinosaur?”

    “Hooray Momma! You did it!”

    Trex
    Four legs, lives in desert. Gives milk. Rraawr.

    The game has only gotten better and more interesting since Musfira has started participating actively.  HF was playing with her at bath-time the other day, and as he pulled her pajamas off he said, “Musfira, I’m thinking of an animal with four legs, a long neck, and it lives in the desert.”

    “Oh! Izzit a chicken?”

    “Musfira,” HF said, “This animal gives milk!”

    (Musfira- who has a bovine milk allergy- has been raised on camel milk.)

    “Izzit a milk?”

    “Milk is not an animal dear.”

    “Izzit a tannasaurus!”

    And so, the awesomeness continues. Alhamdulillah.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

  • Really Oughtta be a National Holiday…

    Really Oughtta be a National Holiday…

    Alhamdulillah, our office has finally been moved into the premises of the larger organisation that we are joining.  It’s a real office.  With real people.  And when you’re me, every day is Take Your Toddler to Work Day!

    I think Musfira likes it so far.  We get up, have breakfast, get out of our pj’s, and pack our respective bags.  Mine has a laptop, a company stamp, a check book, and various reports.  Musfira’s has three diapers, powder, a box of cereal, and small LED flashlight from Daiso.  It is pink.

    We wake up in the morning and leave the untidy house- the cereal bowls crusting over in the sink, the pile of folded laundry that’s been on the coffee table for three days, and we drive.  We listen to Qur’an or Nasheeds.  We point out birds. Sometimes, Musfira likes to point out trees.

    Momma, twee! oh, twee! twee!  twee, twee, twee, twee…. ah twee!

    We get to the new office and Musfira is immediately welcomed by any number of bouncy, energetic, ABA therapists with exactly the right sort of personality to be a toddler’s best friend.  She sees who’ll be working with her today while I’m working with admin.  She gets happy.

    SHELL!  (Hanshell)

    EYES! (Aiza)

    JOY! (Joy)

    She plays with puzzles, and climbs up and down the stairs, and when no one’s looking, she hides in a corner and poops in her diaper because she’s too afraid to use the toilet at the office.  So then I close my reports and wash her little bottom in the bathroom without a changing table, and she runs back outside to climb the stairs again and all is right with her little world. Sometimes, we have impromptu teleconferences.  I’ll be talking to one person on the phone.  And Musfira will either talk to me, or start talking to them too.  She comes with me on lunch meetings, and the day before yesterday, she demanded- and got- the Clinical Supervisor’s apple juice.

    Today we’re going to be taking our lunch from home, because I cannot and will not eat out every day- it’s too expensive, too unhealthy, and too hectic trying to pack a two a half year old out to lunch and back again within any given timeframe.  She likes to chase birds, linger over her chicken strips, and ask loud questions about other lunch-hour patrons.

    Musfira: “momma, wha happinid to a lady’s nose?”

    “It’s pierced dear. Some cultures wear earrings in their noses. Isn’t it lovely?”

    Musfira is unconvinced. She continues to stare fixedly at the nice Indian lady in the power suit.

    It’s 8:30 right now, and my company toddler has overslept, which is why I’m blogging instead of driving to work.  But it’s time to wake her up now, change her into her best corporate diaper, and hand her to her adoring fans while I attempt to get some work done.  Alhamdulillah.  Off to work we go.

  • MAMA, I HEP YOOOO!

    MAMA, I HEP YOOOO!

    These days, there are four magic words from Musfira’s mouth that cause me to go into instant state of anxiousness.

    “Mama, I hep yoo!”

    Musfira had a dirty diaper.  We went into the bathroom to change her.  As I turned to move the garbage can closer to the toilet, I heard those magic words- mama, I hep yoo!  followed  by the crinkly zip of a diaper being unfastened.

    Her diaper had been full of poop.  Had.  Now her pants were instead.

    We were making eggs for breakfast, and a bowl of lemon-yellow omlette sat waiting to be poured into the pan.

    mama, I hep yoo!

    And that’s how Musfira had her first egg-wash for smooth and shiny hair.

    Musfira wanted a cup of milk, and I asked her to bring me the bottle from the fridge.  Instead, she got both the milk and the cup as far as the hallway, where she – impressively- filled the cup, as well as emptied the bottle on the floor.

    mama, I hep yoo!

    She says it with such enthusiasm, such genuine love and a desire to please and help me that I feel guilty for dreading those words.  There are many times where she follows my instructions perfectly, but those other times- where she doesn’t listen for instructions, or makes up her own instructions- those are the times that set my teeth on edge, and that’s when I end up dramatically sighing and cleaning raw eggs or poop off of things.  And  people.

    But she’s tiny.  Really.  She has these teeny-tiny feet, and these skinny little legs, and when she comes pattering up the hallway at full-speed, both arms in the air and a face full of gleeful enthusiasm, then I HEP YOOOO! is perhaps, the cutest, sweetest, most earnest little expression of love that this momma has ever seen.

    InshaAllah, we’ll both get better at this. 🙂  And we’ll hep each other.

     

    IHEPYOO

     

     

     

  • Musfira’s Recipe for Homestyle Chocolate Cupcake

    Musfira’s Recipe for Homestyle Chocolate Cupcake

    Ingredients:

    • 200 grams of Hersheys unsweetened cocoa powder
    • 1 cup (that’s it, one plastic cup)
    • 1 flat, dry work surface. Preferably a coffee table.
    • 20 minutes of suspicious silence.

    Fill one plastic cup with as much cocoa as makes it inside.

    Once your cup has been filled, dump it onto your work surface and pat the cocoa into a smooth, even coat.

    Between smoothing pats, wipe cocoa generously onto your shirt, pants, face and hair.  Repeat process until Cupcake is evenly coated in chocolate.

    For best results, put the cocoa powder back in the kitchen and then walk past your mother as if nothing has happened.

  • Being two and a half is awesome

    Being two and a half is awesome

    Musfira comes skipping excitedly into my room:

    Musfira: Momma!  Iss somefing!

    Momma: Yes dear?

    Musfira: Somefing inna body went pffft!

    (Musfirs grabs her bottom with both hands and grins)

    Momma: Yes dear, that’s called gas.  You had gas.

    Musfira: had gas?

    Momma: Yes, you had gas.

    Musifra: Gas inna my body?

    Momma: Yes dear.

    Musfira: Hehe!

  • Tales of Toddler Genius

    Tales of Toddler Genius

    The Inventor

    Musfira asks Momma for a cookie.

    Momma gives Musfira a cookie.

    Musfira receives the cookie and folds it carefully into a tissue.

    Then, she takes her tiny first and begins pounding it into crumbs.

    Momma is taken aback.

    “Musfira!  What are you doing to your cookie?”

    Musfira is reassuring.

    “Iss okay momma.  I making a puzzle. Hee you go!”

    Momma accepts puzzle.

    Glowing with pride, Momma eats it.

    Masha’Allah 🙂

    Cuteness

     

     

     

     

    The Stylist

    bluemarkerMusfiraAlhamdulillah, we acquired a lovely new sister in law this weekend as HF’s younger brother got married.  Family wedding preparations were a team effort, and Alhamdulillah, everyone did their part to ensure things went smoothly- even Musfira, who took the initiative to do her own hair and makeup with a pair of scissors and a blue marker.  And she did it an entire day before the party, making her not only helpful, but also forward thinking.

    A proper stylist was commissioned to neaten up the asymmetrical bangs Musfira cut for herself, and I followed that with a cleansing baby-oil and rubbing alcohol facial.

    The Behavioural Analyst

    Musfira likes to play limit-testing games- as toddlers often do- and they follow a pretty simple format.  Momma says to do something.  Musfira refuses to do it, and she smiles and waits to see what will happen.

    One of these more recent games is a jolly round of “I’m not leaving the car.”  This game takes two people to play and is usually initiated at the end of a long drive, after a long day, when Momma would much rather be bathing children and putting them to bed.  Musfira’s car seat is unbuckled.  Momma says let’s go inside.  Musfira makes a run for the back of the van- a cramped space that Momma is not a fan of climbing in to chase a wiggly and wilful toddler.

    So in a recent round of the game, I unbuckled Musfira and she made a successful break for the back of the minivan.  Rather than engage in a Tom & Jerry style chase, I stood outside and said, “Musfira, it’s time to go home. You need to come out of the van now.”

    In response to which, she did her best imitation of a stern face and said, “No momma.  I stay inna van.  One… Two… Three… I hit you!”

    Now, I would like to make three things clear:

    1. Iman does get a count to three, but when three comes, it isn’t with a smack, it’s with a physical prompt.  If, by the count of three she’s not walking to the bath I will take her by the arm and walk her there myself.
    2. I may not be the best mother in the world, but I don’t threaten my children with “I hit you!” anymore than “I will cut you.”
    3. Musfira is a squeaky two-foot nothing and has all the authoritative presence as a rubber duck.

    I was so impressed that she had made, and then used her own assumptions about what would happen when 3 came that my toughest battle was suppressing a laugh.

    Besides, in accordance with the cardinal parenting rule of No-No-Prompt, the thing to do when Musfira had disregarded my instructions twice already was to climb in and just take her inside the house, not argue with a grumpy two and a half year old.

    The Photographer

    At the end of the valima of same said family wedding, Musfira kept trying to steal the limelight from the bride & groom’s photos by dancing on stage with no shoes and only half of her party ensemble on.  When I went and physically removed her from the stage, she wailed and pleaded, “Momma wait! I wanna photo!”

    I put her down and handed her my phone with the camera open.  “Alright then.  Go take photos.”

    I don’t think she quite caught the grammatical trickery that got her from the front of the camera to behind it, but it worked.  She took my phone and stood behind the other amateur photographer.  She returned with around 30 fuzzy, poorly composed pictures of the stage- with and without bride and groom- and proudly showed me her work.  Alhamdulillah.

    The Dreamer

    We were driving home on E311 after a long day in Ajman, and the children were riding in tired silence.  Suddenly, Musfira sat straight up in her seat and squeaked “Momma! Look!  Issa crown! Issa crown!”

    “A crown? I don’t see any crown…” I scanned the traffic and tried to figure out what Musfira was getting all excited about.

    “A crown! A magic crown! Iss fwying away!”

    “Musfira, do you mean the light on top of that car?”

    “Notta car!” she angrily insisted, “A crown! Iss going!”

    I sped the car up and chased down Musfira’s magic flying crown.  I matched its speed and pointed, “Musfira, is that your magic flying crown?”

    “Oooh! Iss bootiful! A crown!”

    “That’s called a taxi dear.”

    “A kaksi! Iss so pretty!”

    SubhanAllah 🙂

    Dubai Taxi
    Dubai kaksi. With a magic flying crown.
  • Got caught

    Got caught

    I woke up this morning, and I noticed that Musfira was already awake and singing in her crib.  I wanted to use the bathroom before picking her up and activating Mommy Mode for the day, so I stood up quickly when she was looking the other way, starting tiptoeing and then-

    “Momma! git back in yo bed. iss not morning time. I haff work to do!”

    I turned around and saw Musfira giving me the no-nonsense stare of a toddler that means business, though I’m not pretending to know what business she wanted me to stay in bed for so she could finish.  But then, she cracked a smile, and I was off the hook.

    Phew!